These days it seems every darn day is “Something” Day. Did you know there actually is a “National Pigs in a Blanket Day?” A “National Skipping Day?” For gosh sakes, does the world really need a “National Hairball Awareness Day?”
No, The World does not. Hardly anybody needs any of these useless, stupid, meaningless days. These days have nothing to do with our lives. They are time wasters, something to Twitter about when our minds are blank.
People who need days are Menopausal women. Because for us, it’s not “Days of the Year,” it’s “Years of the Days!” It’s a long haul. First, the Peri-Menopause that can last years and years. That leads into the joys of actual Menopause which for my Mom was six months and for me is heading past six years!
Any of you going through this, knows we need a thousand days! Because this goes on for years! With it comes all the attendant fears of aging as if actual aging isn’t fun enough. Menopause gives us a myriad of weird dreck to live through. Oh and it’s unique to every single woman on Earth!
Here are a few of the days that only women in their Menopausal Years will understand.
- SECRETLY MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT DAY
- ANGRY FOR NO REASON DAY
- WHY DID I WAKE UP WITH A LONG WHITE HAIR GROWING OUT OF MY FOREHEAD, (CHIN, TEMPLE) DAY
- NATIONAL WHERE ARE MY KEYS DAY
- SLEPT LIKE CRAP AGAIN DAY
- SHOVELING SNOW IN A BIKINI DAY
- SMOKING HOT(FLASH) DAY
- HORMOTIONAL DAY
9. WRITE DOWN WHAT I JUST FORGOT BEFORE I COULD WRITE IT DOWN DAY
10. SLEPT LIKE CRAP DAY
11. SACK DRESS DAY (You know why!)
12. WHY DID I WALK INTO THE KITCHEN? DAY
I’m sure you have many days of your own to add to the list. Feel free to do so! This is the place you can tell someone the things about midlife mayhem you can’t share anywhere else!
I look forward to hearing from you! The top three Menopausal Days will get added to this list and receive a personally signed copy of my book, “Restarting Your Life When You Are No Longer A Wife.” What’s in it for you for trying? How about a freebie? Click here to claim your free gift. Let’s see if your Menopausal Day makes the list.
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