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Let The Joy Begin! Fun Things to do After a Relationship Breakup

I know this seems weird to say after all the pain you’ve been through, but you need to teach yourself something really important. You need to decide to find the joy. (You may now flip me “the bird”) But trust me, there is joy in this crappy situation. I swear. Just start looking for the joy. It will get you out of your funk. Need some help? Here’s a list of Fun Things To Do After You’ve Been Left: 1. Stop shaving. Hello armpit fuzz! 2. Blow bubbles while loudly chewing gum. 3. Fart whenever you need to. Yeah! I said it! 4. Sleep naked. 5. Dance naked. 6. Eat late at night in front of the open refrigerator door with your bare hands. 7. Get into a steaming hot bath with a cold bowl of ice cream, incredible! 8. Skip through your house. (clothing optional) 9. Watch something naughty on cable if you’re into that type of thing. If not, rent “Mama Mia” and sing all the songs. 10 Write your ex a long, bitchy letter about all of his faults and the horrible things he put you through. I mean swear! Curse it up! Use the foulest, angriest language that you have every used! Maybe words you’ve NEVER used! Use them now! Use every one of them on that A-Hole! Then rip it up and burn it, or destroy it however you wish. Other suggestions: garbage disposal, flush down toilet, feed to a wild animal…etc.

We all go through major life transitions when relationships end… Through this website, I will share my thoughts as I walk the path of “New-Self” discovery. It doesn’t matter which side of 50 you are on. The real question is, Are you ready to live life? To forge a Path of Your Own Making (For a change!)? Then stop dwelling over the What-Might-Have-Beens and join me. Share your thoughts here, comment on mine, and let’s do this together!

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