I know this seems weird to say after all the pain you’ve been through, but you need to teach yourself something really important. You
need to rediscover How To Find The Joy. (You may now flip me “the bird”)
But trust me, there is joy in this crappy situation. I swear. And relearning how to find it will get you out of your funk.
Need some help? Here’s a list of 10 Fun Things To Do After You’ve Been Left
1. Stop shaving. Hello armpit fuzz!
2. Blow bubbles while loudly chewing gun.
3. Fart whenever you need to. yeah! I said it!
4. Sleep naked.
5. Dance naked.
6. Eat late at night in front of the open refrigerator door with your bare hands.
7. Get into a steaming hot bath with a cold bowl of ice cream – Incredible!
8. Put on whatever crazy outfit you want and do not ask anyone if it “makes you look fat”! (Do not even wonder this in your own mind!)
9. Watch something naughty on cable if you’re into that type of thing. If not, rent “Mama Mia” and sing all the songs.
10. Write your ex a long, bitchy letter about ALL of his faults and the horrible things he put you through. I mean swear! Curse it up! Be brutal! Use the foulest, angriest language you have ever used! Maybe words you’ve NEVER used! Use them now! Use every one of them on that A-Hole! Then, rip it up and burn it, or destroy it however you wish. Other suggestions: garbage disposal, flush down toilet, feed to a wild animal…etc.
Enjoy Your Weekend!
We all go through major life transitions when relationships end… Through this website, I will share my thoughts as I walk the path of “New-Self” discovery. It doesn’t matter which side of 50 you are on. The real question is, Are you ready to live life? To forge a Path of Your Own Making (For a change!)? Then stop dwelling over the What-Might-Have-Beens and join me. Share your thoughts here, comment on mine, and let’s do this together!
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