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Why the Shape of Donut Day is a Life Saver

On this National Donut Day, it’s impossible not to see the similarities in shape between a donut and a life saving inner tube. Believe it or not, there are likenesses you may never have thought of.

Gimme a minute.

We all can agree that they both rescue us in our time of need! (“Our Lives, Our Tummies!”-Ha!)

Let’s “strudel through” all the tasty things we could never buy when we were with our “Worse-Halves.”

A box of delicious powdered-sugared donuts could NEVER be brought into our homes. Why? Because those twelve delicious doughs would never see the next sunrise! Beefy hands would capture them around midnight, and they’d end up doughy prisoners of war inside a middle aged man’s rotund, hairy gut.

We suffered through the donut-free decades. That was then.

Today, protecting our Ex’s waist lines, arteries, and all the other innards is off the table. So put the donuts on! Not to mention, you needn’t buy a stupid dozen of doughs that you only get one partial bite of.

Cruller for one, anyone? Done and yum.

Donut Day is an example of how we can each create our own personalized Days Of The Year. “Don’t Talk To Another Living Soul Day!” “One Piece of Sees Day!” “Spend Too Much on Bath Oil Day!” “Broken Phone I’m Not Sure What Happened Day!”

My Dear Leftat50’s, lick your powder-sugared lips and let “Donut Day” inspire you through all the fun Days of the Year. Things are shaping up: into a smile.

We all go through major life transitions when relationships end… Through this website, I will share my thoughts as I walk the path of “New-Self” discovery. It doesn’t matter which side of 50 you are on. The real question is, Are you ready to live life? To forge a Path of Your Own Making (For a change!)? Then stop dwelling over the What-Might-Have-Beens and join me. Share your thoughts here, comment on mine, and let’s do this together!

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